Things to observe when you next go clubbing:
Pre-cooked boy with the python eyes.
Reptilian man tastes pressure.
Gay friend plays the boyfriend disguise.
Ascents like an M.C. Escher.
Pretty girl shirking with a cheek,
Too meek to stamp or claw an eye,
He cradles into her tired week;
Three hydra heads are standing by.
All this you’ll see and waive, because
Mate, honestly, I was so waved.