The A in DNA stands for apology.
People will give a pass to astrology
But not to that.
That confuses me because I love a good sorry.
I’m a contrition addict, and sometimes my sorries
Contradict their surroundings.
I apologise for emails
Both pragmatic and necessary,
And I apologise to 4×4 drivers
When I semi-run on zebra skins.
Oh, sorry: the DN stands for Deoxyribonucleic.
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