Women with funny hair
And raised voices?
Here’s what you need:
Another white male
To explain things:
“Besides, shouldn’t it be
Equalism? Now that’s a moniker
I could be behind.”
“Why can’t you be satisfied with better
Than then?” “You know, I heard a
Woman on Radio Ten,
Admitting biological discrepancy
Into vogue again.”
“This women’s day stuff
Just feels a bit anti-men.”
Things to observe when you next go clubbing:
Pre-cooked boy with the python eyes.
Reptilian man tastes pressure.
Gay friend plays the boyfriend disguise.
Ascents like an M.C. Escher.
Pretty girl shirking with a cheek,
Too meek to stamp or claw an eye.
He cradles into her tired week
And moves his hands down to her sly.
All this you’ll see and waive, because
Mate, honestly, I was so waved.
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